每周一笑话

(Three answers most scared by men)

(Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?

Women: Whatever..

Men: Why not we have steamboat?

Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women : Whatever..

(Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie

Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?

Men: Then find a cafe and have drink

Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anything

(You decide)

Men: Then we just go home lo

Women: You decide

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you

Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

Men: Ok we will take Taxi

Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance*

Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

Women: How to walk with empty stomach woh?

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first

Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?

Women: Anything